j. LyNeTtE ♥└A♥

cravings:

"we’re gonna leave for a few hours, you’re gonna be home alone"

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"we’re gonna have pizza"

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"here’s 20$ go have some fun"

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"we’re gonna stop by at mcdonalds"

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"you don’t have to do the dishes, i’ll do it"

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Get it Demi…Lmao

(Source: cravings, via passdajuice)

vonnit:

vidalajuicee:

Martin Series (Season 1-5) File Download

Season 1 (1-5) (6-9) (10-14) (15-19) (20-23) (24-27)

Season 2 (1-5) (6-9) (10-14) (15-19) (20-23) (24-27)

Season 3 (1-5) (6-9) (10-14) (15-19) (20-23) (24-27)

Season 4 (1-5) (6-9) (10-14) (15-19) (20-23) (24-27)

Season 5 (1-5) (6-9) (10-14) (15-19) (20-24) 

Had these on my computer and since i’ve watched them all I give them to you lol. enjoy.

*All Links fixed & working :)

Puttin on for my niggas

My favorite show…

(via no-equal)

Forreal though lmao @mylifetydev

Forreal though lmao @mylifetydev

I can see my feet! I have never seen water this clear and beautiful…  #Vacation #Nassau #Bahamas

I can see my feet! I have never seen water this clear and beautiful… #Vacation #Nassau #Bahamas

quickweaves:

*partition plays*

*subconsciously spreads legs *

(via no-equal)

// Eat me!//

Can you tickle my lips with your mustache? #FeelingXRated

old-school-shit:

smileenatix3:

prettyboyshyflizzy:

grapejellyking:

penis-hilton:

BYE



oh my fucking god I AM DONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yooo LMFAOOOOOOO

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA


BRUH!

old-school-shit:

smileenatix3:

prettyboyshyflizzy:

grapejellyking:

penis-hilton:

BYE

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oh my fucking god I AM DONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yooo LMFAOOOOOOO

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

BRUH!

(Source: 1overjordan24, via no-equal)

That shit hard…

(Source: kerbyrosanes, via passdajuice)

I need this!

I need this!

(Source: aye-allybea, via chokeonmyhalo)

imsoshive:

alviboyo:

cosbyykidd:

imsoshive:

*visits church for the first time*

pastor: if there are any first time visitors here this morning please stand.

me:

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the members:

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I’m not Christian, so you’ll have to forgive me (see what I did there!) - does this question actually get asked at church?!

nah, i just pulled a random scenario outta my ass and 36,000 people thought it was funny, 

Lol

imsoshive:

deebott:

thenightingalefloor:

deebott:

whatitmeanstobealone:

baexruthless:

alex-x-trujillo:

taskscape:

neongenesisevangaylion:

milotlc:

The one time I go on Facebook and I see this


there is only one way to prevent a child from masturbating……….and it is VELCRO CRUCIFIXION

I NEED 5

Yes

Finally a product that I can use

5+ years?? Who the fuck masturbated at 5??? I was too busy eating dirt!

I need one to hold slaves to while I play with their dicks lol

That is not the intended purpose!

I’m gonna strap you in first and do stuff to your peen

"Self-raping" though ….

Get the fuck outta here lol

imsoshive:

deebott:

thenightingalefloor:

deebott:

whatitmeanstobealone:

baexruthless:

alex-x-trujillo:

taskscape:

neongenesisevangaylion:

milotlc:

The one time I go on Facebook and I see this

there is only one way to prevent a child from masturbating……….
and it is VELCRO CRUCIFIXION

I NEED 5

Yes

Finally a product that I can use

5+ years?? Who the fuck masturbated at 5??? I was too busy eating dirt!

I need one to hold slaves to while I play with their dicks lol

That is not the intended purpose!

I’m gonna strap you in first and do stuff to your peen

"Self-raping" though ….

Get the fuck outta here lol

imsoshive:

the-8ae:

One of the best out takes from any television show, ever. 

so cold tho

jerry laughs like a black auntie.

(Source: prekrasnoe-mngnovenie)

(Source: unabating, via passdajuice)

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around and you'll figure
it all
out
, well maybe some
of it.